I come to Poland to find a wife

Obviously
99.9% of people here asks me;

"Why did you come to Poland?"

And obviously, I say;

"To find a wife"

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At the beginning
I said this as a joke

But these days, I'm feeling
this "unserious" answer is the most appropriate answer

Now, it's just too lengthy to explain the reasons why I came to Poland

And a lengthy explanation is the least thing people want

especially at the beginning of an interaction
especially with a stranger

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"Why did you come to Poland?"

The real answer is;

"Because I've been interested in Poland since my teens and it started with Polish films, like AAA and BBB, and I was thinking to move to Poland for study but because of CCC I moved to the UK blah blah blah......I used to live in Warsaw for 2 years before, and I was in Krakow last yer etc etc etc etc......"

......It's just too long & too wrong

The more.....or most.....appropriate answer must be;

"Well, I came here just......to find a wife.
Can you be my wife? I'm happy to be your most submissive slave"